February 2011
January 2011
URGENT MESSAGE FROM ACTIVIST IN EGYPT. PLEASE...
roxanneritchi:
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“To all the people of world” Alicia Ali Marsden To all the people of world The people in Egypt are under governmental siege. Mubarak regime is banning Facebook, Twitter, and all other popular internet sites Now, the internet are completely blocked in Egypt. Tomorrow the government will block the 3 mobile phone network will be completely blocked. And there is news that even...
one time my brother and his friends were bored so...
chartreusechaos:
it was positive.
Lesson learned from this:
Do not trust dollar tree pregnancy tests. There is a reason they only cost a dollar.
here is your FYI of the day:
when a dude takes a pregnancy test it will always come up positive.
Just so you know.
I just changed my voicemail greeting to "Would you...
thesvengalideck:
oh god, this is going to be my new voicemail greeting now
Now, would you kindly reblog this?
fyeahbioshock:
Can’t resist. No, really, cannot resist.
SO THE AUTHOR OF CUANTA VIDA
eximplode:
catbountry:
grannysgonna:
STARTED A DONATION COMIC FOR FITTYBUX A PAGE
I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST CUANTA VIDA AND ITS AUTHOR BUT I THINK FITTYBUX IS A LITTLE MUCH PERSONALLY
ANYWAY WOULD YOU GUYS GIVE ME MONEY IF I STARTED A DONATION COMIC ABOUT FAT SPY FALLING OFF OF STUFF FOR FIVE DOLLAS A PAGE
What are the donations going to? Is this for charity?
...
Just me and you, we're here alone: what if you... →
that-rainbow-gentleman:
thefemalebryson:
anotnio:
shutyourcakehole-:
somebodysaltthisdoor:
kissedmequiteinsane:
inspiringlywrittenbyaaronsorkin:
stetsons-are-cool:
austinvu:
garbage truck driver
fairy princess
Astronaut cowgirl veterinarian…
I’m a fucking paleontologist, bitch. Bow before me! I am Alan Grant!
lordblaine asked: We haven't talked like at all lately. This sucks.
I was going to add something else, but a spider crawled onto my foot and now I don't remember because I don't know where that fucking spider went and it will probably be back tonight to kill me or eat me or steal my first born child or something. Fucking spiders.
I was going to add something else, but a spider crawled onto my foot and now I don't remember because I don't know where that fucking spider went and it will probably be back tonight to kill me or eat me or steal my first born child or something. Fucking spiders.
lordblaine asked: We haven't talked like at all lately. This sucks.
I was going to add something else, but a spider crawled onto my foot and now I don't remember because I don't know where that fucking spider went and it will probably be back tonight to kill me or eat me or steal my first born child or something. Fucking spiders.
I was going to add something else, but a spider crawled onto my foot and now I don't remember because I don't know where that fucking spider went and it will probably be back tonight to kill me or eat me or steal my first born child or something. Fucking spiders.
If you are a wizard, reblog this and don't just...
alittlebitodd:
wellduhjazmine:
imextremelyfamous:
younopoo:
spacegandalf-:
fuckyeahumbridge:
stumblingintolike:
repeatrepeatx:
neverthesameagainbecauseofyou:
desperatelydifferent:
ihasnoafroanymore:
vivalalynn:
burnout86:
alyssaxgreenday:
mymixedtape:
oh shi-
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Guys, I got this. Muggles can’t see this now. But it’s a...
If you are a wizard, reblog this and don't just...
alittlebitodd:
wellduhjazmine:
imextremelyfamous:
younopoo:
spacegandalf-:
fuckyeahumbridge:
stumblingintolike:
repeatrepeatx:
neverthesameagainbecauseofyou:
desperatelydifferent:
ihasnoafroanymore:
vivalalynn:
burnout86:
alyssaxgreenday:
mymixedtape:
oh shi-
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Guys, I got this. Muggles can’t see this now. But it’s a...
Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s
youreaman:
I almost choked as I saw this. Hahaha!
So that’s what these bastards are for!
Riddle me this.
Sometime in the near future, I’m getting a new computer.
What programs do I absolutely need to have on said computer?
it isn't hard to take your bra off without taking...
braaaaaaaains:
chartreusechaos:
taeru:
igiveyoumyyoungsister:
lol it’s not a special skill
^this
now when you can take your bra off with your mouth or foot, then that will be a skill
^^ yes. I learned how to do this in middle school gym. As did the other 30 girls in my class.
I learned how to do this for less G rated reasons, lol.
Dx
I could never do it.
and that’s when...
Reblog with your iPod's name
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shutupanddiehl:
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junkboats:
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Peter
Stanley
Phoenix
Colin
Sheldon
Craig
Joseph
Jusay Lemonstein the Third
Screaming Lord Byron
Hoverboards.
Juniper
Ferdinand
Pope Innocent
Isidore.
“As an atheist, having a Christian threaten me with hell is like having a hippy...”
– Josh Thomas. (via psychedelicmango)
“As an atheist, having a Christian threaten me with hell is like having a hippy...”
– Josh Thomas. (via psychedelicmango)
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”Ayn Rand and the Sociopathic Society” or “How I... →
A fat, smug bastard friend of mine (that’s his chosen nickname, The FSB) pointed out to me some time ago that pretty much ALL conservative politics are selfish at their core. Take any conservative position on a social or economic issue and boil away all the rhetoric and what you are left with is “I got mine, screw you.”
I thought about that for a while. I suppose its simplicity struck me ...
merlinssuprisingbeard asked: You're hot.
I love you.
You're awesome.
I love you.
You're funny.
I love you.
Fuck me, please. Pleaseeee.
I love you.
You're awesome.
I love you.
You're funny.
I love you.
Fuck me, please. Pleaseeee.